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Amen sister. ventisette: Cons to having children: Their friggin’ noses run all the time, even when they aren’t sick and they like to either A) eat their snot, B) snort it up with vomit-inducing sound effects, C) wipe their nose on your clothing They poop all the time, and sometimes then try to eat it. They cry all the time for all sorts of reasons, expect a double shipment of snot in this case. If you want to go out you generally have to get a sitter, so have fun paying double what you normally would for an evening out. Say goodbye to sleeping through the night the first little while Streeeetttchhhh marks. They may get in the wrong crowd growing up, end up dating some 34 year old man with tattoos who smokes crack and then decide to murder you one day. Pros: It’s, um, rewarding, I guess. They’re… cute sometimes.  Via TwntySvn

Amen sister.

ventisette:

Cons to having children:

  1. Their friggin’ noses run all the time, even when they aren’t sick and they like to either A) eat their snot, B) snort it up with vomit-inducing sound effects, C) wipe their nose on your clothing
  2. They poop all the time, and sometimes then try to eat it.
  3. They cry all the time for all sorts of reasons, expect a double shipment of snot in this case.
  4. If you want to go out you generally have to get a sitter, so have fun paying double what you normally would for an evening out.
  5. Say goodbye to sleeping through the night the first little while
  6. Streeeetttchhhh marks.
  7. They may get in the wrong crowd growing up, end up dating some 34 year old man with tattoos who smokes crack and then decide to murder you one day.

Pros:

  1. It’s, um, rewarding, I guess.
  2. They’re… cute sometimes. 

  1. chiquitamb reblogged this from ventisette
  2. etiamsi said: omg the picture XDDDDD
  3. hermorningglory reblogged this from ventisette
  4. chopa said: .____.;;
  5. today-isawindingroad said: Oh. My. God. I can’t stand you. that baby is so cute. But what the heck. That’s disgusting. D:
  6. hellonafis reblogged this from ventisette and added:
    love this. Everything about it. Especially number 7.
  7. mycrookedlittleheart reblogged this from ventisette and added:
    ….This pretty much sums it up.
  8. mlee525 said: Cons to having children #8: Having to give birth. ZOMG, worst part of having family that are doctors — I learn too much about that stuff. DO.NOT.WANT.
  9. vahneszah said: oh my, that photo is horrible
  10. thelonelyastronaut said: and to the girl who says they won’t murder you… read Oedipus, then get back to me.
  11. mynameismarissa said: you know the 7th is just bogus. any child you raise won’t end up killing you. crazy woman.
  12. iamnotablogger said: Who the hell takes a picture of their kid like this?!
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