La vie quotidienne

Lacey and I discussing my cleaning habits:

Me: “You’ve always been more motivated. I only clean when boys come over. Billy (work friend) and I have discussed joining Millionaire Matchmaker.”

Lacey: “I’ve thought of that. You have to have professional head shots though.”

Me: “What, I can’t get by on my general awesomeness/hilarity?”

Lacey: “You know how harsh Patty can be on the show.”

Me: “She’d have a field day with me. I’d most likely wear my Birks and JMU hoodie to the ‘interview’.”

Lacey: “You need to make a match profile with only this information.”

All I’d attract is hippies… but then again, is that so bad? I’m not the ‘investment banker’ type.